Smartphone

kinda pleased that the positive side won out, even more pleased to be like

HEY BIRMINGHAM WERE PLAYING THIS FREE SHOW AT THE CUSTARD FACTORY.

the original birds devonshire custard factory encompassed the whole block, not just the two buildings we know it as today. Our studio is on the far side of that block, so there could Very Plausibly be a secret tunnel leading to the stage. OMG AS IF.

anyways here is the the whole event eerily predicted by annoyingly tiny poster.

tsdr: tuesday 8th march, custard factory. text CTRL5 to 83338, get a secret code or something, and watch us burst out of a tunnel and play new songs.

We have too many new songs now, we need a whiteboard. thanks for partaking in our slightly bitter survey. More than anything i think this proves how easy it is to be angry on the internet, but im proud we illicit such a wide spread of opinions, it was like watching all the thoughts in our brains manifest themselves on facebook. eurghhhh.

next interactive game is called "roadie" and well meet you by the side of the stage after our set to start; each of you is assigned a flightcase or amplifier, and has to walk with it to our lockup, whereupon you get to shout "Ive Been Conned!" and are declared the winner.

As a distraction i get to walk next to you droning on about how im not really as swayed as everyone else about Brendan Caldwells writing, but A Game Journo Story is the most fun indie computer game ive played in fucking forever. Ill probably go on about this one bit where your companion falls out with you because you put the killers on in a pub jukebox.

other new to you news:

well be posting some more shows up in the next few days more UK including revised scotland dates. and maybe EUROPE but that might be a secret for now. but all the other dates leaking onto the interwebs are probably true

WE TOTALLY NEED A GRAND PIANO FOR OUR NEW ALBUM! seriously, does anyone in the birminghams know how we can get a couple of hours alone with a grand piano? just me, jun, and the worlds smallest 8track. were hoping someone at The Rep likes our band but well settle for anywhere mildly illegal as long as it sounds, um, grand. write us up here with ideas:

johnnyforeigner@hotmail.co.uk

you should give this to your ears if you like our band + gameboy sounds. thanks euan lynn!

and lastly, album creation is going well, thanks for asking. weve tracked drums for 5 songs, Ive sent my guitar off to a wizard to get refretted, and we have a title and everything. after the jaw-droppingly exciting news that dana made their new album with ross robinson, we were going to dress dom up as a different ross every month, but it seemed like too much effort and dom didnt look too impressed. still; open in paint:

(ross noble)

bye!